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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:19
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Searching for axions by analyzing X-ray observations of entire galaxies - Phys.org
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
No way
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
35 Father’s Day Gifts For Anyone Who Still Doesn’t Know What The Heck To Get Their Dad - BuzzFeed
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Quidem dolorum id soluta eius id maxime quas.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Steven Spielberg will introduce a ‘Jaws’ 50th anniversary special - CNN
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine
Still no good
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Utah health officials monitoring potential measles exposure in southwestern Utah - KSL.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts